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Cheater 5 Shreddin' Serrano Hot Sauce
Straight from the beaches of sunny California comes this vibrant salsa with its blend of fire roasted flavors that are sure to tantalize your taste buds. Use as a perfect chip dip or to enhance the flavors of all your favorite meals. It is an excellent complement to tacos, burritos, tostadas, and more.
Holy Guacamole! Just add half a bottle to two smashed up avocados for instant guacamole gratification.
Eggs - An excellent complement to tacos, burritos, tostadas and more. Perfect on eggs and omelets too! Just one taste and you’ll love the big wave flavor of Shreddin’ Serrano Hot Sauce!
INGREDIENTS: Roasted Tomatillos, Tomatillos, Onions, Serrano Chilies, Habanero Chilies, Roasted Garlic, Cilantro, Dried Chilies, Water, Salt, Lime Juice Concentrate, Xanthan Gum, Citric Acid. _All Natural. Shake Well. Refrigerate after opening.
Letter to the Editor [click to read]
Dear Cheater 5,
Our whole family loves Shreddin Serrano Hot Sauce. We serve it at breakfast, lunch and dinner. My kids even eat it on their cereal! What do you recommend we do with all the empty 12 oz. Shreddin' Serrano Hot Sauce jars?
— Bob
Dear Bob,
Excellent question! Your entire family is obviously high on the IQ scale. As far as those left over jars, C5 recommends you use them to store pennies in. They make excellent door stops (why do we still have pennies anyway?). Or, you can tell your kids to use these jars to save up their nickels and dimes on the false pretense that they can actually save enough to afford college when they grow up. Better yet, at the end of the day throw all your left over quarters, half dollars or those new dollar coins into the jar. Once your jar is full of quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins send it to Cheater 5 in exchange for an extra 10% off your next order of Cheater 5 Shreddin' Serrano Hot Sauce.
Sincerely,
C5
Cheater 5 Totally Tubular Taco Sauce
Straight from California's world class surf comes Cheater 5's Totally Tubular Taco Sauce. It's slow simmered and made with only the finest ingredients. Our Taco Sauce is just hot enough to excite the taste buds without overpowering it's traditional Mexican flavor. Amped-Up Eggs: Breakfast won’t know what hit it when you splash this on your scrambled or sunny-sides. On Everything Our Totally Tubular Taco Sauce is low in sodium and vinegar free—the perfect partner to all Mexican dishes. Don’t stop there, it’s also great with steak, pork, chicken, or for dipping.
INGREDIENTS: Tomatillo, Filtered Water, Tomato Sauce, Assorted Chilies and Peppers, Salt, Minced Garlic, Corn Oil* and Xanthan Gum. *Adds a trivial amount of fat.
Letter to the Editor [click to read]
Cheater 5 Surfin' Salsa,
I travel to Tijuana, Mexico frequently and love to stop off and get tacos from street vendors. My friend Kathy warns me that the meat used by these vendors are notorious for making people sick I was wondering if the ingredients in your Taco Sauce can prevent me from becoming ill.
— Ellie
Dear Ellie,
Your friend Kathy is one smart lady! We highly recommend you apply generous portions of Taco Sauce, or any other Cheater 5 salsa to those tacos. While there is no scientific evidence to support your theory that our products can prevent you from becoming ill, many or our friends, who consume massive quantities of Tequila and Corona, report that our salsas retain their same great flavor coming up as they do going down!
Be safe,
C5
Cheater 5 Killer Caribbean Hot Sauce
Straight from the beaches of sunny California comes this hot sauce, made with a unique blend of fresh tropical fruit and a killer kick of the legendary habañero pepper. Add a sweet fire to all your favorite dishes. Paradise Grill Before, during and after you barbecue, mop your pork, beef, chicken or fish with this hot sweet concoction.
Sweet Heat Fantastic on pork, chicken, fish, and shrimp, or add a Caribbean twist to tacos, burritos, enchiladas and more. One try and you’ll taste a bit of paradise with Killer Caribbean Hot Sauce!
INGREDIENTS: Papaya, Water, Mango, Banana, Habanero Chilies, Lime Juice Concentrate, Dried Chilies, Potassium Sorbate and Sodium Benzoate (to preserve freshness), Spices.
Letter to the Editor [click to read]
Salsa Guys,
Your Caribbean Hot Sauce is Hot stuff!
—Mary
Dear Mary,
So are you! Actually, it's not only our products that are awesome, our people are hot too. In fact we are so hot we've had to turn down numerous offers from Hollywood, Playboy and Playgirl in order to have time to devote to bringing the world these much needed products.
Live Hot and Live Long!
C5
Cheater 5 T-Shirts
Our T-Shirts are 100% pre-shrunk cotton heavyweight name brand shirts. Sizes come in S, M, L, XL and XXL. A large colorful Cheater 5 logo appears across the back and a smaller one over the left breast on the front. They come individually wrapped to protect them during shipment.
Letter to the Editor [click to read]
Cheater 5,
My brother Jim stole my Cheater 5 T-Shirt. Since he's been wearing it he's got more dates than a five pound Christmas fruit cake. I need a date so could you please send me another large T-shirt asap? I've enclosed a photo of my brother wearing your T-Shirt and being chased by three hot chicks to prove I'm not making this up!
— Daniel
Dear Daniel,
We get this a lot. I'll get your T-Shirt in the mail as soon as I can get these 12 hooter girls that followed me back from lunch out of my office.
Until then, keep your gear dry,
C5
Cheater 5 Disclaimer: Some restrictions may apply. Batteries are not included. Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone. Shirts and Shoes required (so it might as well be a Cheater 5 shirt). Never wear a Cheater 5 shirt while undergoing heart by-pass surgery. Stay off the grass (just say no!). Substantial penalty for early withdraw. Prices are not tied to the consumer price index CPI as published in the Wall Street Journal WSJ. Past history is no guarantee of future results. Adults should take two doses of Cheater 5 sauce every four hours or more frequently as needed. Keep away from children (they carry diseases). No loitering, no soliciting and yes, we have no bananas.